Resolution: Won't Fix
JDBC's CallableStatement provides support for calling stored procedures. More specifically, it allows you to register OUT parameters which will become the statements (possibly many) ResultSet objects. A CallableStatement is a PreparedStatement, so I am hoping there wont be too much involved with regard to executing them. The main difference is being able to register and consume OUT parameters.
I'll be hacking on this, so patches are forthcoming. Any input is appreciated.